The Hills Have Eyes 2

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The sequel to the 2006 horror re-make, “The Hills Have Eyes,” which grossed over $41 million at the domestic box office, was written by horror legend Wes Craven and Jonathan Craven and was directed by Martin Weisz. The storyline of “The Hills Have Eyes 2″ follows a group of young National Guard trainees who are attacked by mutants during a training mission in the New Mexico desert. We admit, in full disclosure, that we never watched the original. Nor will we be seeing the sequel. Fox Atomic is neither screening it for critics or promotional audiences. Somehow, however, we have a feeling its going to kick ass during its first day in theaters.

STARRING: A BUNCH OF ABSOLUTE NOBODIES – including, Jessica Stroup, Reshad Strik, Michael McMillian, Daniella Alonso, Lee Thompson Young, Ben Crowley, Eric Edelstein, Michael Bailey Smith, David Reynolds, Derek Mears, Tyrell Kemlo, Javier Nieto, Gáspár Szabó, Jeff Kober, Jay Acovone, Archie Kao, Philip Pavel
DIRECTOR: Martin Weisz
STUDIO: Fox Atomic
RATING: R (For alleged grotesquerie that our eyes have never laid upon, tits and ass (of the female persuasion, we assume, only), language worthy of four bars of soap and young adult stars who may never be welcomed home for Thanksgiving or Christmas ever again)

The Hills Have Eyes 2 Teaser Trailer

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